I am that person

I am a metal head.

I AM THE ONE PERCENT.

I am the person who everyone thinks is a freak.

I am the person who everyone thinks worships the devil.

But I can assure you that's only partially true. He's just a good friend of mine.

I am the person who can't turn his head more than 45 degrees the day after a concert.

I am the person who cannot speak at all for days after the same concert.

I am the person who accidentally drives 65 on a 45 because his metal is so loud.

I am the person who finds metal to be real talent, because I'd like to see you scream like the black dahlia murder.

I am the person who will DIE for metal.

I am the person who thinks rappers are pussies because they can't play instruments that they don't download.

I am the person who is in a band that tries to make the most metal songs in the world.

But they can't get a damn singer.

I am a metal head.


And I am DAMN PROUD OF IT.